I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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