this boner is exhausting
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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