its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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