We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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