I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
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