Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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