I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Randomize
