im drinking this country out of the recession.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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