Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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