On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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