was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Randomize