THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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