I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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