The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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