Slut skills are useful in every country.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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