3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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