So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
My phone has seen less use in the last three days than Tom Brady's condoms.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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