The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
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