I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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