guys are not supposed to queef...right?
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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