I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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