The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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