See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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