forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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