Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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