He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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