I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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