she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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