Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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