well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Randomize