so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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