All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I need to wash the frat house off of me
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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