belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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