yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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