Pants 0. Shit 1.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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