where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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