I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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