He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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