i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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