He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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