Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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