I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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