There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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