i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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