So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
My ATM looks so different sober.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
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Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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