Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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