doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I need to sanitize my soul.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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