Just cropdusted the office
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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