im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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