How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
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