I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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