Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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