I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Randomize
