check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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