ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
If I die, sorry about rent.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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