wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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